The other day, I mentioned that my wife had been in a car accident, and deriding the sort of logic that pervades the insurance industry. I find it no accident that the father in The Incredibles had his secret identity as an insurance CSR, just for the comic effect.

My wife got into a car accident yesterday. It seems an inexperienced driver driving an overly large vehicle in an unfamiliar city changed lanes in such a way as to cut her off. Naturally, she swerved to miss them, and hit a fire hydrant and a pole.